HALL OF SHAME
The following are the worst movies I have had the displeasure of sitting through; they have scored 2 out of 10 or lower and should be approached with caution, as with the combo of cheap beer and White Castles.
The director must have been smoking a lot of the product from his own Amsterdam connection.
Movie the stupid. There is a special level of Hell reserved for Godfrey Ho.
The director of "Gymkata" gives you Jackie Chan on roller skates.
I wanted to declare a truce between myself and my VCR about 15 minutes into this crap.
If you need to sleep, this rubbish is way more effective than NyQuil.
Really bad Chinglish acting and mullets galore -- no thank you.
Watching this movie is almost as enjoyable as having Montezuma's Revenge.
Watching Burt Reynolds groom his mustache is probably more fun than this turd.
Just when you thought Lucy Liu couldn't get more annoying.
Why, God, why? I want to cry.
In a race to find the world's worst action star, the viewer always loses.
Please stop the pain now -- this junk makes Bruce Li films look good.
Note to Chow Yun-Fat: take some of your money, buy all the copies of this stinker and destroy them.
The great Lo Wei shows us how to make a Jackie Chan movie without actually having Jackie Chan.
If you've ever got some "friends" over that you have to get rid of, just put on this movie.
Apparently, it only takes the "skill" of a 5-year-old to make a crappy action movie.
After seeing this bastardization of one of his movies, Jimmy Wang Yu wanted to cut off his other arm.
A perfectly rotten waste of time and film that probably had Bruce Lee spinning in his grave.
A movie so bad that they didn't even bother finishing it before slapping it on a really crappy VCD.
Jackie Chan's first role is best left in the bargain bin.
This movie features white boys in yellow ninja suits. Worst. Idea. Ever.
For a better time, you can try closing your eyes and imagining a good movie.
Yes, Virginia, Chow Yun-Fat can suck in a movie.
If you like badly-coordinated white guys with mullets duking it out, this is the movie for you.
More mulletheads engaged in semi-mortal combat. Pass the Pepto please.
Do yourself a favor and just use the DVD as a drink coaster, rather than actually trying to watch it.
Proves that lots of bare boobies doesn't always equal a good movie.
Manages to both suck and blow at the same time.
This movie makes me want to go number two.
Ekin Cheng as a kung fu-fighting interior decorator -- 'nuff said.
William Hung -- proof that there truly is no God.
Moon Lee, what were you thinking? The only thing "shocking" here is how bad this movie is.